| Time is just a concept that distracts you from living life at your own pace. |
May 3, 2010 |
| Children are the products of our society. If we are jailing our children, it is not because they have failed, but because we have failed them. |
May 14, 2010 |
| To be afraid of death is to be afraid of life. |
September 14, 2010 |
| Why do Ziploc bags have a place for you to write its contents? If you can't tell what it is, you should probably throw it out. |
March 14, 2011 |
| We are more connected to others than ever, except to the person next to us. |
April 24, 2011 |
| An optimist says the glass is half full. A pessimist says the glass is half empty. But really, the glass just has a safety factor of 2. |
January 15, 2012 |
| There are so many things one can do in life, it's a shame that we only have but one life to do them in. |
September 22, 2012 |
| People are conditioned from the day they are born, to look at the world from one perspective. You don't have to do drugs to get that "whoa" feeling, you just have remove those preconceptions and view the world in a whole new way. |
October 5, 2012 |
| I had a dream where aliens invaded, but they just wanted to play soccer. |
March 8, 2015 |
| I can't tell if it's a lightning storm, or someone set up a disco party outside in the rain. |
May 25, 2015 |
| You know you've had a long day when you try to use your car's remote to unlock your apartment door. |
February 20, 2017 |
| Nothing is as relaxing as reading outdoors with a nice breeze rustling the trees. |
April 11, 2018 |
| A person is beautiful for who they are, not for what they wear. |
September 25, 2023 |